2/08/2006

Horoscopes.... Are you freaking kidding me

Lately, I have been paying attention to my daily horoscopes, on Monday, it said, "get ready for another romantic encounter...", it didn't happen. :(

And this morning...

"The weather is getting windy, but just keep your head down and you'll stay grounded...
You're so darned happy you're bubbling over. You're in love, and they're all you can possibly think of..."

What? I'm in love, you got to be freaking kidding me... How come I can't feel the love??

Horoscopes is a funny business, it divides people into 12 groups, and gives each of them some characteristics based on their "signs". I am a Libra, supposingly, I am flirtatious, good in crowds, gullible, good listener, logical, with a smile that can melt chocolate 20 feet away, and a damn good kisser. (okay, I added that last one)

On the other hand, I am indecisive, argumentative, and did I mention indecisive?

Of course, I think all the above mentioned are very very true. I have personally spent 15 min looking for a toothbrush. (why on earth are there 150 toothbrush to choose from?) I chose electric toothbrush in the end, why? because only one brush head will fit one model of electric toothbrush.

It is fun to look at horoscopes from time to time, it reminds me of my shortcomings, but then again, today's horoscope: "You're in love...", you got to be freaking kidding me...

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